Ian Thorpe: I’m finally comfortable saying I am pedophile. I like 17 year old young women [Satire]

Ian Thorpe pedophile: Olympic Gold medalist thanks supporters after swell of praise at announcement [Satire] The Independent

Ian Thorpe: I’m finally comfortable saying I am pedophile.
I like 15 year old young women [Satire] The Guardian

IanThorpeTweetsWe cite the The Guardian article with just slightly changed wording for satirical purposes.

We have to make it very clear that Ian Thorpe is NOT attracted to mature looking 17 or 15 year old women (a crime). This is just a satire to show how homosexuality has become a heroic act, while normal heterosexual attraction to young women years past puberty is a heinous crime.

In an interview with British broadcaster Michael Parkinson screened in Australia, the gold medal winner says that he has dated over 21 year old women in the past but that he is a pedophile.

The correct word would be ephebophile. But thanks to feminist and leftist language manipulation, the word "pedophile" now is incorrectly being used for attraction to 17 year old women, not just to 7 year olds.

We even invented the absurd notion that 17 year olds cannot *consent to sex (except, maybe to another 17 year old, a discriminatory ageist notion.)

Scores of celebrities and members of the public have heaped support on the 31-year-old for his bravery. [The Guardian]

Praise surely has not been heaped upon Tiger Woods, nor pity for being a victim of domestic violence by his wife

Nor do athletes and celebrities get much support when falsely accused of rape.

Some campaigners have said they pine for the day when nobody cares about a public figure’s sexuality, while others said that his move will provide comfort to those battling with their own.

Barry Taylor, President of the Gay and Lesbian International Sports Association told Ninemsn: “There are a lot of people out there who are distressed at times around their sexuality, but when they have other high-profile people like Ian to look up to they feel okay.”

“For many elite athletes they are told not to come out because it will be a death knell in their career.

Normal heterosexual sexuality can be a death knell.

Recently a mediocre US football player boosted his carreer by coming out of the closet and saying he is gay. Were he heterosexual, nobody would admire him for his courage. Would he like 17 year old women, he would be arrested.

A few decades ago US police warned Andre Agassi not to touch his underage girl friend tennis star Anna Kournikova while in California.

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