Get a lawyer before courting: 34 precautions before risking sex with a woman

We mistakenly thought that a mere 27 precautions checklist would suffice before engaging in sex. We stand corrected.

Get a lawyer before courting

  1. Men need legal counsel to to take precautions not just before sex, but even before courting, kissing and even before conversing with a woman.
  2. We missed some essential precautions. 27 precautions are not enough, rather we arrive at a total of 34 precautions before talking, kissing, and sex.

Our original 27 precautions list has items such as

  • proof of consent,
  • proof that consent was never withdrawn for even 5 seconds,
  • proof that the woman was not in any way mentally incapacitated in ways that would invalidate consent,
  • proof of age for all women that appear to be under 35 years of age. Precautions against fake ID

A lawyer must be consulted before kissing, fondling, courting or even talking

"Excuse me. Miss. I would like to talk to you. But first,  can I please have your original ID so my detective can do a background check on you first?"“Excuse me. Miss. I would like to talk to you.

But before any conversation, may I please have your original ID for age and background checks?

Before getting any closer I will need a blood sample for sobriety and drug tests!”

Merely talking to a (potential) minor is dangerous.  Touching and kissing is a minefield

If she looks under 35, check ID to avoid minors

Complex laws “protect” adolescents below the “age of consent”. So the mandatory ID checks should be done not just for sex, but before touching and kissing. Thus you avoid “indecent acts with a minor” charges. ID checks are needed even before talking, because mere talking it could be considered “grooming” of a minor.  If a 17-year-old looks 30 years old, and if you met her with a fake ID in a over-21-years-bar you still get 15 years in jail. So for any girl looking under 35 years of age, ID needs to be checked for veracity before any further grooming and courting.

Most underage “rape” laws apply to indecent behavior with a minor. Explicit sex is not needed. Derek Logue was arrested in Alabama for making sexual contact (kissing) with an 11-year-old girl I had known while I was in college (around my 23rd birthday). I plead guilty to one count of 1st degree sexual abuse and received a six year sentence.

This could happen to you in less extreme cases, if you engage in necking with a 17 year old you mistook for a 22 year old.
Kissing can transmit diseases (see 30b). People (ahem, men) have been sued and ordered to pay US$ 1.5 Million for unproven potential transmission of sexually transmittable diseases through, well, sex. As these can also be transmitted by kissing, genital rubbing, oral genital contact etc. it is only obvious, that legal waivers should be signed before kissing.

Of course, dangerous diseases like swine flu, tuberculosis, conjunctivitis can be transmitted by talking, sneezing, handshakes. So maybe, soon a lawyer is needed before handshakes, talking or sneezing or sharing the same room in a movie theater.

Grooming If you are just friendly with a minor, we already have grooming laws on file. No attempt at any sexuality is needed, just you befriend a girl and you already are a suspect. Chatting with a potential minor on the internet is the way to get arrested.

We already listed 27 essential precautions before sex in this ground-breaking article

 

28) Stalking and harassment charge avoidance

Stalking and harassment laws may put you in jail for phoning, texting, or sending flowers

In Britain, if a women feels harassed twice, like by one love letter and once you try to pick her up after work, she can sue you for harassment.

We mistakenly thought that a mere 27 precautions checklist would suffice before engaging in sex. We stand corrected.

Get a lawyer before courting

  1. Men need legal counsel to to take precautions not just before sex, but even before courting, kissing and even before conversing with a woman.
  2. We missed some essential precautions. 27 precautions are not enough, rather we arrive at a total of 34 precautions before talking, kissing, and sex.

Our original 27 precautions list has items such as

  • proof of consent,
  • proof that consent was never withdrawn for even 5 seconds,
  • proof that the woman was not in any way mentally incapacitated in ways that would invalidate consent,
  • proof of age for all women that appear to be under 35 years of age. Precautions against fake ID

 

A lawyer must be consulted before kissing, fondling, courting or even talking 

"Excuse me. Miss. I would like to talk to you. But first,  can I please have your original ID so my detective can do a background check on you first?""Excuse me. Miss. I would like to talk to you.

But before any conversation, may I please have your original ID for age and background checks?

Before getting any closer I will need a blood sample for sobriety and drug tests!"

Merely talking to a (potential) minor is dangerous.  Touching and kissing is a minefield

If she looks under 35, check ID to avoid minors

Complex laws "protect" adolescents below the "age of consent". So the mandatory ID checks should be done not just for sex, but before touching and kissing. Thus you avoid "indecent acts with a minor" charges. ID checks are needed even before talking, because mere talking it could be considered "grooming" of a minor.  If a 17-year-old looks 30 years old, and if you met her with a fake ID in a over-21-years-bar you still get 15 years in jail. So for any girl looking under 35 years of age, ID needs to be checked for veracity before any further grooming and courting.

Most underage "rape" laws apply to indecent behavior with a minor. Explicit sex is not needed. Derek Logue was arrested in Alabama for making sexual contact (kissing) with an 11-year-old girl I had known while I was in college (around my 23rd birthday). I plead guilty to one count of 1st degree sexual abuse and received a six year sentence.

This could happen to you in less extreme cases, if you engage in necking with a 17 year old you mistook for a 22 year old.
Kissing can transmit diseases (see 30b). People (ahem, men) have been sued and ordered to pay US$ 1.5 Million for unproven potential transmission of sexually transmittable diseases through, well, sex. As these can also be transmitted by kissing, genital rubbing, oral genital contact etc. it is only obvious, that legal waivers should be signed before kissing.

Of course, dangerous diseases like swine flu, tuberculosis, conjunctivitis can be transmitted by talking, sneezing, handshakes. So maybe, soon a lawyer is needed before handshakes, talking or sneezing or sharing the same room in a movie theater.

Grooming If you are just friendly with a minor, we already have grooming laws on file. No attempt at any sexuality is needed, just you befriend a girl and you already are a suspect. Chatting with a potential minor on the internet is the way to get arrested.

We already listed 27 essential precautions before sex in this ground-breaking article

 

28) Stalking and harassment charge avoidance

Stalking and harassment laws may put you in jail for phoning, texting, or sending flowers

In Britain, if a women feels harassed twice, like by one love letter and once you try to pick her up after work, she can sue you for harassment.

We mistakenly thought that a mere 27 precautions checklist would suffice before engaging in sex. We stand corrected.

Get a lawyer before courting

  1. Men need legal counsel to to take precautions not just before sex, but even before courting, kissing and even before conversing with a woman.
  2. We missed some essential precautions. 27 precautions are not enough, rather we arrive at a total of 34 precautions before talking, kissing, and sex.

Our original 27 precautions list has items such as

  • proof of consent,
  • proof that consent was never withdrawn for even 5 seconds,
  • proof that the woman was not in any way mentally incapacitated in ways that would invalidate consent,
  • proof of age for all women that appear to be under 35 years of age. Precautions against fake ID

 

A lawyer must be consulted before kissing, fondling, courting or even talking 

"Excuse me. Miss. I would like to talk to you. But first,  can I please have your original ID so my detective can do a background check on you first?""Excuse me. Miss. I would like to talk to you.

But before any conversation, may I please have your original ID for age and background checks?

Before getting any closer I will need a blood sample for sobriety and drug tests!"

Merely talking to a (potential) minor is dangerous.  Touching and kissing is a minefield

If she looks under 35, check ID to avoid minors

Complex laws "protect" adolescents below the "age of consent". So the mandatory ID checks should be done not just for sex, but before touching and kissing. Thus you avoid "indecent acts with a minor" charges. ID checks are needed even before talking, because mere talking it could be considered "grooming" of a minor.  If a 17-year-old looks 30 years old, and if you met her with a fake ID in a over-21-years-bar you still get 15 years in jail. So for any girl looking under 35 years of age, ID needs to be checked for veracity before any further grooming and courting.

Most underage "rape" laws apply to indecent behavior with a minor. Explicit sex is not needed. Derek Logue was arrested in Alabama for making sexual contact (kissing) with an 11-year-old girl I had known while I was in college (around my 23rd birthday). I plead guilty to one count of 1st degree sexual abuse and received a six year sentence.

This could happen to you in less extreme cases, if you engage in necking with a 17 year old you mistook for a 22 year old.
Kissing can transmit diseases (see 30b). People (ahem, men) have been sued and ordered to pay US$ 1.5 Million for unproven potential transmission of sexually transmittable diseases through, well, sex. As these can also be transmitted by kissing, genital rubbing, oral genital contact etc. it is only obvious, that legal waivers should be signed before kissing.

Of course, dangerous diseases like swine flu, tuberculosis, conjunctivitis can be transmitted by talking, sneezing, handshakes. So maybe, soon a lawyer is needed before handshakes, talking or sneezing or sharing the same room in a movie theater.

Grooming If you are just friendly with a minor, we already have grooming laws on file. No attempt at any sexuality is needed, just you befriend a girl and you already are a suspect. Chatting with a potential minor on the internet is the way to get arrested.

We already listed 27 essential precautions before sex in this ground-breaking article

 

28) Stalking and harassment charge avoidance

Stalking and harassment laws may put you in jail for phoning, texting, or sending flowers

In Britain, if a women feels harassed twice, like by one love letter and once you try to pick her up after work, she can sue you for harassment.

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Should Evolution be taught in School? (Miss USA 2011 – 51 Delegates Interview)

This year’s Miss USA candidates had to answer "Should evolution be taught in School". The stupidity of their answer might be due to the lack of information about evolution, and due to religious zealot’s mis-information. The fact is that the theory of evolution is about as established as the theory of gravitation.

Of course, their answers are also due to politics. A Miss has to be pleasing and diplomatic. A Miss who says the total truth would be too controversial and would be demoted by religious zealots.

Miss USA candidates answering "Should Evolution be taught in School?" | YouTube

“Should Evolution be taught in School?”

Miss California gave a fairly true answer. She actually won! I doubt it was because of her good answer to this question!?

The true answer would be, in Dawkins’ style: "Should the stork theory of child conception be taught in school?" "Should alchemy be taught instead of chemistry. Or should be both sides be taught, Alchemy and chemistry?". Evolutionary theory is as much a theory as the theory of gravitation.

Let’s be sexist and enjoy what these young women do best:

Miss USA 2011 Bikini Contest |YouTube

Miss USA 2011 Swimsuit competition