Two fish meet, in a lake.
Says one fish: “Today I almost died. I got fished”.
Says the other: “how come you are still alive then?”
First fish: “I got fished by a blonde.
She cought me. When she saw me, she grabbed me and yelled:
“I am going to kill you. I am going to drown you!”
Typical blonde stupidity. She knows some important detail
- “if you submerge people or animals in water, they drown and they die”
- and then incorrectly applies it to where it can not be applied to.