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Archive for category Jokes
Why a doberman is better then a security guard or policeman
Posted by admin in Human Rights, Jokes on Saturday June 26th, 2010
A doberman guard dog does not know about human rights. If your attacker kicks or shoves a Doberman, he get what he deserves, and nobody feels pity for the attacker.
(in case you don’t get the joke.
- If you shove a policeman and he gives you one single punch only, the policeman already suffers an inquiry.
- if you punch a guy, and he knives you in self defense, your punching victim may go to jail
- You mess with a dog, the dog has no human rights training. The dog has no scruples.
- The dog is like a mobster, like a motorcycle gang member. The has a short trigger, and reacts impulsively, with no mercy.
- You don’t mess with a mobster, a gang member, a motorcycle gang member. Nor with a dog.
- so if someone invades a yard guarded by 3 dobermen, he gets dilacerated. And nobody pities him.
- if a group of punks invade a yard guarded by 3 security guards, the security guards are too afraid to respond in force
)
Blonde joke: improved version of fish joke
Two fish meet, in a lake.
Says one fish: “Today I almost died. I got fished”.
Says the other: “how come you are still alive then?”
First fish: “I got fished by a blonde.
She cought me. When she saw me, she grabbed me and yelled:
“I am going to kill you. I am going to drown you!”

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