Truly stupid people are convinced they know and are right

Two fish meet, in a lake.

Says one fish: “Today I almost died. I got fished”.
Says the other: “how come you are still alive then?”

First fish: “I got fished by a blonde.
She cought me. When she saw me, she grabbed me and yelled:
“I am going to kill you. I am going to drown you!”

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