Ian Thorpe: I’m finally comfortable saying I am pedophile. I like 17 year old young women [Satire]

Ian Thorpe pedophile: Olympic Gold medalist thanks supporters after swell of praise at announcement [Satire] The Independent

Ian Thorpe: I’m finally comfortable saying I am pedophile.
I like 15 year old young women [Satire] The Guardian

IanThorpeTweetsWe cite the The Guardian article with just slightly changed wording for satirical purposes.

We have to make it very clear that Ian Thorpe is NOT attracted to mature looking 17 or 15 year old women (a crime). This is just a satire to show how homosexuality has become a heroic act, while normal heterosexual attraction to young women years past puberty is a heinous crime.

In an interview with British broadcaster Michael Parkinson screened in Australia, the gold medal winner says that he has dated over 21 year old women in the past but that he is a pedophile.

The correct word would be ephebophile. But thanks to feminist and leftist language manipulation, the word "pedophile" now is incorrectly being used for attraction to 17 year old women, not just to 7 year olds.

We even invented the absurd notion that 17 year olds cannot *consent to sex (except, maybe to another 17 year old, a discriminatory ageist notion.)

Scores of celebrities and members of the public have heaped support on the 31-year-old for his bravery. [The Guardian]

Praise surely has not been heaped upon Tiger Woods, nor pity for being a victim of domestic violence by his wife

Nor do athletes and celebrities get much support when falsely accused of rape.

Some campaigners have said they pine for the day when nobody cares about a public figure’s sexuality, while others said that his move will provide comfort to those battling with their own.

Barry Taylor, President of the Gay and Lesbian International Sports Association told Ninemsn: “There are a lot of people out there who are distressed at times around their sexuality, but when they have other high-profile people like Ian to look up to they feel okay.”

“For many elite athletes they are told not to come out because it will be a death knell in their career.

Normal heterosexual sexuality can be a death knell.

Recently a mediocre US football player boosted his carreer by coming out of the closet and saying he is gay. Were he heterosexual, nobody would admire him for his courage. Would he like 17 year old women, he would be arrested.

A few decades ago US police warned Andre Agassi not to touch his underage girl friend tennis star Anna Kournikova while in California.

“When you’re an athlete and you need money and sponsors you make certain decisions. I think the focus of the debate needs to change to why is it that sponsors in the corporate world feel it’s undesirable to represent out gay and lesbian athletes?”

What if Ian Thorpe came out of the closet to confess he liked 15 year old young women?

No, Ian Thorpe has not come out to confess that he is a normal man, that he is attracted to young post-pubertal women, like all of our forefathers for the last 500 000 Years, in the EEA

If Ian Thorpe were attracted to 182 cm (6′) tall female super models 17 or 15 year of age, he would be imprisoned immediately, not called a hero. He would be a heinous felon, hunted down by Interpol.

In some places, feminism has not yet reached their goal, but they are working at it

Even if the young women clearly looks over 20, even if she had a valid government emitted ID (falsely) proving that she is 21 years old. Underage sex, absurdly, is a strict liability crime

He would get anally raped in prison, and the world would cheer.

Even if Ian Thorpe were just a promiscuous normal man, having affairs with several adult women, he would be roundly condemned.

A heterosexual male would be treated for sex addiction. 

If Ian Thorpe had a bunch of homosexual affairs he would be a hero. Tiger Woods was an outcast for having heterosexual affairs.

Does not matter if Tiger Woods, the heterosexual took perfect care of his wife, family, and children. Even if he took 4 wives, perfectly legal for a Muslim, he would be imprisoned for polygamy.

This is not an article against tolerance for gays preference. It is an article about making heroes out of gays while criminalizing normal heterosexual male behavior.

Ever since women got the vote, they embarked on a relentlessly drive to increase the age of consent from 12 to 18, eying to increase it to 21 within this century. Feminist and religious zealots make strange bedfellows.

We are on the way of getting all heterosexual sex criminalized. You know Andrea Dworkin: "All [heterosexual] sex is *rape".

 

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All these sex laws are based on politically correct junk science that invents trauma where there is one, and upon political repression (Rind study) of peer reviewed science that finds that consensual underage sexuality is harmless even at shockingly low ages (disclaimer).

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    The only problem with your assessment here is it ignores the fact that many gay men are also arrested for liking younger boys.

    And I don’t care what the politically correct mainstream gays say about it, any man who likes dick regardless of age is a queer.

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    This is a clear case where the unintentional ‘cure’ (criminalizing attraction to hot young women) is as bad as the disease (the tremendous shortage of hot young women compared to the number of competing men of all ages who want to get with them).

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    “Pedophilia” is now defined, falsely and absurdly, as intercourse or “sexual contact” between “adults” and “children. And a “child” is any “minor” from an infant in her cradle to a teenage criminal one day or hour or minute short of his 18th birthday. Then, magically, as the clock strikes 12AM on their 18th birthdays, “children” metamorphose into “adults.”

    The demonization of adult men and women as “rapists” and “pedophiles” for having consensual sex with biological men and women under age 18 began in earnest and exigency during the “priestly pedophilia crisis” in the Catholic Church. And, lamentably, this lunacy is now the “conventional wisdom,” ubiquitous and obligatory.

    With some exceptions, the sexual victimization of “children” in the Catholic Church was not a “pedophilia crisis” but a homosexual “crisis” of priests having sex with underage teenage males, and even adult males of 18 and 19 and 20 who were also defined as “victims,” legally incapable of consenting because of priestly authority, as with sex between inmates and prison guards, for example. Only a tiny fraction of offenders were pedophiles.

    The left-liberal media created the myth of “priestly pedophilia” because of their hatred of the Catholic Church (abortion, birth-control, the all-male priest hood, etc.) and their urgency to deny that such behavior was homosexual rather than pedophiliac in nature and thus preclude “homophobic” bigotry, hatred, and prejudice.

    I suggest one read Philip Jenkins’ books and articles on “Priests and Pedophiles,” “The Myth of the Pedophile Priest,” etc.

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